Welcome to my world!

So its 1150 and i am working, would definately rather not be here but hey.. Why is it that women who really shouldn't, try attempt to shoe horn themselves in to items of clothing that are blatently too small? I have just had an interesting encounter with a woman/corset.. somewhat early for the amount of flesh that i was subjected to on a Saturday morning...

I have just been asked if i can recommend any local escorts!!! I mean WTF?? Ok i am in the adult industry, but i sell vibrators not women ;) men eh? I told him to get the Surrey Ad and go home!

Right im shutting the doors for 1/2 hr so i can sneak accross the road for a chardonnay and gossip with my lovely ginger pal....